I was always hoping to fall into the Yummy Mummy category at this stage of the proceedings.  I have read all the glossy magazines, featuring celebrities that slip back into their old lives and skinny jeans within weeks!  On the opposite page is the obligatory counter argument that the Yummy Mummy is a myth and not realistic.  Blah Blah Blah. …

A big fat miserable one ready to dump on your good mood with grit and determination.  I love my husband dearly but he has a tendency to be so serious!  The ultimate miserable old git in a young man’s body. My other half has two personalities.  One that thinks everything through point by point and one that doesn’t think at …

Today had one important thing going for it.  90 minutes of child free time.  I’m so excited!!!  Basically my mum looks after my daughter while I go for a bikini wax – a break is a break!  I drive there, get the carpet replaced with hardwood floors and drive back.  Wonderful.  It’s the one break I get every month so I enjoy …

Like any proud Mummy, I do like to take the odd photo of my gorgeous baby girl.  Usually if I want a photo of the two of us, I have to resort to the Selfie.   I have to push passed my repulsion of this fad on a regular basis, otherwise there would be zero photographic evidence of my existence. …

It’s now May so some of us Brits are already dusting off our Barbecues.  We need to be prepared when dining Al fresco with our family and friends. British BBQs are fantastic.  The host takes care of everything.  The guests just have to turn up. They may be required to bring a bottle to top up the alcohol that will …

Anyone who has worked in an office whether physical or virtual knows a corporate speaker. They are the irritating buzz word enthusiasts that love a good brainstorming session. They will be the ones running an idea up the flagpole and wanting that quiet moment to touch base.  Oh Sod off! Having spent the last 20 years in an office environment …